I was in a baker's in Glasgow at 7am the other day, and a young man, brimming with confidence said this to the young (and not unnattractive) shop assistant:-
"What have you got that's nice and tasty today - aside from your gorgeous self of course"
While the 7 or 8 customers queing in the shop let out a collective groan, it did fair brighten up my morning..
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And to Shirley 'Goldfinger' Eaton, no less.
"Ding Dong!" doesn't work in real life though. Take in from one of the few people stupid enough to try.
I taught my nephew to say 'Ding Dong' in the Leslie Phillips / Terry-Thomas style when he was about three and my sister got VERY cross with me.
I was in a baker's in Glasgow at 7am the other day, and a young man, brimming with confidence said this to the young (and not unnattractive) shop assistant:-
"What have you got that's nice and tasty today - aside from your gorgeous self of course"
While the 7 or 8 customers queing in the shop let out a collective groan, it did fair brighten up my morning..
Well he could have said "nice baps" so it could have been worse.
where we would ever've been with out the original nurse bell..
what's your name
nurse bell
ding dong
i think it went - only with added suave obviously
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