You wouldn’t think a record as inane and fluffy as “Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep” would have painful associations for anyone, but I do. When I was young some kids at my school used to taunt me about my one-parent status by singing “Where’s your papa gone? Where’s your papa gone? Far, far away” at me, and even over 35 years later I can’t hear it without having flashbacks to that and feeling a little twinge of how upset it made me at the time. The little bastards.

Still, the sight of lead singer Sally Carr in her trademark hot pants helps to ease the pain somewhat.

Download: Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep – Middle of the Road (mp3)