Symptoms include: Lack of energy, poor vision, tired thinking, heavy legs, loose bowels, delusions of grandeur, the inability to hit a cow’s arse with a banjo. Symptoms may induce anxiety, momentary euphoria, and feelings of depression in others.

Download: That Same Old Feeling – Pickettywitch (mp3)

God, this makes me want to go home.

(Time-lapse video by Alex Silver)

My mother loved this show because it was about a tough, sexy blonde with a gun (and a really big shooter at the 36 second mark!) She makes Juliet Bravo look about as sexy as a woolly cardigan, I think I know who I’d rather be arrested by.

Apologies for my absence this week. You know how it is, things to do, football to watch, time to waste online etc. etc.

Ah, the choreographic genius of Flick Colby.

“I know girls, just do your usual bum-wiggling but do it holding books!“

Lovely day outside today so I’m in a mellow mood. And what with two kids to look after and a World Cup to watch I don’t have time for much else here at the moment.

This will do nicely sir, a dreamy hit from 1975.

Download: Blue Guitar – Justin Hayward & John Lodge (mp3)

You can still dream, can’t you? That’s all we’ve done for the past 44 years.