The English Disease
June 28th, 2010
Symptoms include: Lack of energy, poor vision, tired thinking, heavy legs, loose bowels, delusions of grandeur, the inability to hit a cow’s arse with a banjo. Symptoms may induce anxiety, momentary euphoria, and feelings of depression in others.
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Very good Lee. Amidst the mountain of stuff written today, that about sums it up.
*Although you may add myopia, a bitter taste, temper tantrums, nausea, spitting blood, and buttock pain.
Are the English team, The Travelling Wilburys of football? A mismatch of individual superstars that doesn’t add up to the sum of it’s parts.
Read this joke on Facebook today:
“Magician David Blaine is very upset that his record of doing fuck all in a box for 42 days has just been beaten by Wayne Rooney.”
Or about the weather warning of a shower of shite arriving from Africa.
You may have hit upon something though. The picture has a distinctly orange tinge to my eyes. That’s it! Make ‘em play in orange then we can be like Holland – that would at least get us a few rounds further.
Roll on August – it’s all about club football, anyway.
It’s always a terrible feeling of being let down, really it’s time to get back to English managers and a maximum of 3-5 foreign players in our league teams, it seems that the players just cannot do it with out some foreign superstar to hold their hands – February 2005 the day English football started dying – thanks Arsenal
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