The Raquel Welch of Comprehensive Education?
April 28th, 2011

Though she was cute in a Tennant’s-Lager-can sort of way, I don’t think Carol Hawkins was in the same, er, class as Raquel Welch. The Jayne Mansfield of Comprehensive Education, maybe?
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When you’ve seen Raquel Welch in a Chelsea FC kit – you know there can be no other satisfying image of her – even as a comprehensive schoolgirl!!
yeah, not Raquel by any means. Although I did have a funny crush on Carol when I was about 12. She turned up in an episode of Blakes 7 which made an impression.
Also pitched up in Carry on Behind (one of my faves)
Bad teeth. Quintessentially British.
Real teeth. Quintessentially human.
Gorgeous face…didn’t have Raquel’s stunning body, but facially far FAR prettier than Ms Welch!