Caption Competition
May 16th, 2011

I might have to make this a regular feature, maybe not always Doctor Who-related though. I’m sure you can have some fun with this one.
The best caption will win a copy of my magazine.
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You know it’s forbidden for the doctor to kiss his companion in the tardis, but I can see where else I would like to kiss you.
I’ve got it! Phobos and Deimos.
Sorry, I’m not that sort of doctor
” Ah, I seemed to have found another use for my sonic screwdriver”
I was thinking of “Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?”
Guest sausage review?
Greetings esteemed blog writer. As the custodian of Rate My Sausage, I would like to invite you to write a guest sausage review, to be published soon. Of course, we will link back to your blog, unless you ask us not to.
All we need is: Minimum 200 words, at least two digital images. That’s it. Write it how you want to, feel free to put the boot into the supermarkets if you want, but have fun!
Contact me at sausage-blog@live.com with your review, or for more info.
Go on, you know you want to!
“Sorry Peri, something’s come up; could I interest you in a Guest Sausage Review?”
A couple of Dr. Who special effects, before the invention of CGI.
Why do we always end up having this conversation during ‘Match of the Day’ Peri?
enough of your Peri-Peri Sauce!
I know it was different Doctor who liked them,but…” Mmmm…Jelly babies”
Cease your prattling earthwoman! The Master and I are locked in psychic combat. There can be no distraction from this awesome west of my tits.
The winner shall be announced on Monday. I’m sure you all can’t wait.
“Doctor, have you farted?”
Here come the ice cream cars!
“C&A?”
“Peri, I fear a premature regeneration is imminent”
“So anyway. It was then Alvin Stardust shagged my wife …”.
“nice tits……….”