Caption Competition


A scene from Space: 1999 for you to have fun with this time. As before, the best caption will win a copy of my magazine.

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12 Comments

  1. Peewit says:

    The new leg should work just fine now, Miss Jones

  2. davyh says:

    “The Terran Size 5s are slightly snugger but you’ll find they’ll soon give with pan-galactic travel”

  3. Superbian says:

    Ew! What’s that strange schell?

  4. Office Pest says:

    “This is the last time I play the space vixen dominitrix for you, Commander Koenig.”

  5. Jenny says:

    “Now don’t panic, ma’m, we’re just here to repossess your leg.”

  6. B Smith says:

    “When you said you needed my assistance in building a space platform, I didn’t think you were talking about footwear…”

  7. geo says:

    These boots were made for Vulcan(s)

  8. ljhord says:

    “Hey mama, hey let me check your oil all right?” (from “Fat Man In The Bathtub” by Little Feat)

  9. Mark says:

    Yes, I see the sideburns, but there’s only one way I can be truly certain.

  10. dickvandyke says:

    ‘Are those Spiders from Mars?’

  11. B Smith says:

    “Thought you said it was going to be a Batman costume, Tony”

  12. Al says:

    I come half-way across the known galaxy and all you’ve got are these boots I could’ve picked up at any branch of Barrets! I shan’t be coming back to Blue Boy’s in a hurry I can tell you…

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