A scene from Space: 1999 for you to have fun with this time. As before, the best caption will win a copy of my magazine.
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The new leg should work just fine now, Miss Jones
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“The Terran Size 5s are slightly snugger but you’ll find they’ll soon give with pan-galactic travel”
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Ew! What’s that strange schell?
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“This is the last time I play the space vixen dominitrix for you, Commander Koenig.”
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“Now don’t panic, ma’m, we’re just here to repossess your leg.”
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“When you said you needed my assistance in building a space platform, I didn’t think you were talking about footwear…”
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These boots were made for Vulcan(s)
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“Hey mama, hey let me check your oil all right?” (from “Fat Man In The Bathtub” by Little Feat)
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Yes, I see the sideburns, but there’s only one way I can be truly certain.
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‘Are those Spiders from Mars?’
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“Thought you said it was going to be a Batman costume, Tony”
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I come half-way across the known galaxy and all you’ve got are these boots I could’ve picked up at any branch of Barrets! I shan’t be coming back to Blue Boy’s in a hurry I can tell you…
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