Caption Competition

It might just be my twisted imagination but I think there’s something slightly sinister about this picture. What do you think? The best one gets the usual prize (if you haven’t already got one. You all have, haven’t you?)



  1. Peter says:

    Yes Lee, we have all got one (mine purchased rather than won)…….I think that means its time for volume 2.

  2. LondonLee says:

    I’m working on it!

    Just do it for fun then. And personal glory.

  3. Theo says:

    Danger was Dick’s middle name. The teacher tried to warn Jane before it was too late. But alas she could not spell.

  4. Lynchie from Aberdeen says:

    Tarquin was at that awkward age when he became interested in a different kind of pussy…but Bettany was having none of it.

  5. Neil says:

    Because the kitten was apparently still very much alive, Jane had no choice but to grade Peter a D for Anger.

  6. dickvandyke says:

    Dick Lexic assumed she meant meet me in the secret GARDEN.


    Moments later, the easel fell off and squashed the kitten.


    Wendy warned Timothy about the cat shit in his inkwell

  7. tonka says:

    But if a kitten is unavailable and to make it less visible you can wipe a bogey on a dark area, like so.

  8. Rob Falconer says:

    Simon’s Mum was right – supply teachers were getting younger

  9. Valerie Ganne says:

    Even though it was “her favourite thing,” Melanie had left the L out of DANGLER

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