Penny for the guy


Googling around the internets for the Remember, remember nursery rhyme I came across this longer version with a second, rather blood-thirsty verse I’d never heard before.

Remember, remember the fifth of November,
gunpowder, treason and plot,
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
should ever be forgot.
Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes,
’twas his intent
to blow up the King and the Parliament.
Three score barrels of powder below,
Poor old England to overthrow:
By God’s providence he was catch’d
With a dark lantern and burning match.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, make the bells ring.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, God save the King!
Hip hip hoorah!

A penny loaf to feed ol’Pope,
A farthing cheese to choke him.
A pint of beer to rinse it down,
A faggot of sticks to burn him.
Burn him in a tub of tar,’
Burn him like a blazing star.
Burn his body from his head,
Then we’ll say: ol’Pope is dead.
Hip hip hoorah!
Hip hip hoorah!

Ah, the good old days, when kids would sing songs about setting fire to Catholics.

Download: Light My Fire – Brian Auger, Julie Driscoll & the Trinity (mp3)

6 thoughts on “Penny for the guy”

  1. Penny for the guy hasn’t existed in England for years sadly, doubt you’d be allowed to do it these days , as a kid it was done every year leading up to nov 5th, which in itself is disappearing ,due to dreadful Halloween .

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  2. I think bonfires are making a bit of a comeback, well I went to one anyway. Top guy this year will have to be the Jimmy Savile – cheap blond hippy wig, track suit. Easy peasy.

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